Things You Will Find in a New Jersey Mall


I’m not sure how I feel about my shoes having teeth… but it’s amusing regardless. What starts to get disturbing is when it’s realistic, like the pug I found dangling from a strap by its spinal cord. I mean, if you are going to do that, you might as well do it. Go big or go home. (Don’t worry, P.E.T.A. I’m kidding).
Hoodie Goodies

My friend and I have had the same thoughts ever since the womb. When I flew 3,000 miles back home and saw her, the theory still held true!
January 12, 2008
January 3, 2008
August 7, 2007
